Season 1

doesn’t expect you to get a perfect score on your first try. Just pour a glass of home-made wine, and try not to beat yourself up about it. Feat. Dmac and Fr. Scott, plus special called-in guest Fr. Tom.

episode. To flush or not to flush; Fish lives hang in the balance.

Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. You’re floating in orbit looking down at the earth, but you just want to get back and eat some Cap’n Crunch (sans berries). At least they have a Skymall up here.

guests Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. People invite us into the gunk of their lives, as well as the occasional blood-curdling prayer scream.

nice thing about eating dinner with the Pope is that you don’t have to ask anyone for faculties to hear his confession. Dang papists.

say we take an M-80 to the toilet bowl of the American University. Wouldn’t that sound good with a little Aerosmith in the background?

’t have a vacuous life now so you can have a full one later. Have an adventure instead.

we still have a reasonable discussion about a male-only priesthood in a post-“Junior”-starring-Arnold-Schwarzeneggar world? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

’s be honest, at our best we feel like A.C. Slater climbing onto a backwards chair. But there are the Screech moments as well.

heaven’s only good enough for you if other people can’t have it, then you’re not ready for it yet. But don’t beat yourself up about it.