Putin might be trying to infiltrate the seminary and kids are stabbing each other with tacks in Mike’s catechism class. We really need to…

you think we can put this Vatican up on Craigslist? Imagine how many five dollar foot longs we could afford. We’re going to be…

is stronger, the Rite of Exorcism, the Sacrament of Penance, or a Super-soaker full of holy water? Why don’t you just read my palm…

got up early this morning warm and well-fed, because Christianity is not something you just sit around a podcast about. (Feat. Dmac)

do you make a building represent “God to the third power”? Spoiler alert: the answer is “make it a cube”. And in case you…

brief conversation about babies, both human and divine. The demons in the radiators don’t want you to hear this. (Feat. Dmac)

gold medal is going to be lava in the core of the earth someday, so just please come back home.

Rodman, Bill Murray, St. Francis of Assisi, Homer Simpson, and the Dali Lama. Are we all just Legos after all?

wants you to have your cake and eat it too. Choose one.

kind of conduct is unbecoming of patrons of “Juice’s Cigar Palace”. Kindly man up, and please change the channel.

’s Stephen A. Douglas, not Frederick Douglass. You get less points now.