SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: In celebration of the 10,000th unique download of Three Dogs North, we will be honoring one special fan by giving him or her an original, Michael Metz masterwork.

THE PRIZE: Mike will paint an acrylic, stylized version of the Three Dogs North logo on a 16×24 canvas, to be sent to the fan who has had the most uniquely transformative experience as a result of listening to our unscripted, free-wheeling, poorly informed, and occasionally profound conversations.

THE CONTEST: Send an audio file (2 minutes or less), a written testimonial, or both, describing how listening to Three Dogs North has radically transfigured the way you see reality. Entrants will be judged on personality, uniqueness, sincerity, and panache. Testimonials preferably should be true, but they need not be. Embellish at will. Send whatever you create to threedogsnorth@gmail.com

THE DETAILS: One winner will be selected to be played (or read) on an episode of Three Dogs North, and he or she will also receive the original, signed painting in the mail. Honorable mentions may also receive print versions of the painting, depending on whether or not we figure out how to do that.

Please send in your testimonial by Saint Patrick’s Day, March 17, 2015.

Any questions may be sent to threedogsnorth@gmail.com, or simply tweet @threedogsnorth